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Ebay: Buy my brain!
heard about this nutter... selling his brain on Ebay... yeah, get quite a bit of cash for that... says he's bored of it and nothin works
www.ebay.co.uk/HE0000899YTH - 27k

Specsavers

20% off spectacles when you spend £500! Think of all the money you'll lose!
www.specsavers.co.uk/ - 18k

iBuy profits soar as spectacle leads

iBuy see 100% turnover in just two weeks thanks to the leadership of the spectacle... spokesperson said, "we can't thank the consumers enough for buying this crap, it's bought me a holiday!
www.financial-shambles.co.uk/ibuy-profits-soar - 23k

Big ladies!

The number one spectacle for those big-busted ladies
www.big-uns.com - 52k

McDonalds killed my hamster

unknown virus thought to be reason... contracted from happy meal bought at McDonalds... i know i said he was boring but still cant believe he's gone
www.pukedonalds.com/feedback.html - 28k

www.myspace.com/areyoucool

Myspace profile - cool person, lookin for cool people! must b in2 iPod, X-box, cars, chilling wiv mates, txt spk dat no1 can undustnd, da usual specs realy
www.myspace.com/areyoucool - 61k

Grumpy old bugger

the most spectacular ballsup came in round three when Smithy overshot his mark... javelin flew past my ear and nearly took an eye out! ... all the while we're meant to fighting a war
www.war-stories.co.uk/grumpy-old-bugger - 39k

Mute Minds

An online support group for life outside of the Spectacle
www.muteminds.org.uk - 26k



 

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